Once they formed an unholy trinity.
weasley-ismyking:

“Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever.” 

“You have got to be joking right? This has to be some sort of.. massive coincidence or something. A freak occurrence; like snow in the middle of summer.”

James grinned gleefully at Lily’s apparent shock at his patronus matching hers, but also that he had found out something new today. Something new that made him love Lily even more than he already did. His stag matched her doe, like he matched her.
“Maybe we’re soul mates,” James teased her, as he pretended he wasn’t half serious about what he just said. 
penny-hartzs:


“Come on, admit it, you’ve fancied me ever since first year!”“Excuse me? I was eleven, I thought all boys were gross and annoying. And in your case Potter, I still do.”“Ouch. That hurt.”“It was meant to, I assure you.”“You were always staring at me back then, don’t think I didn’t notice. And remember that time Slughorn asked me about Shriking Potions and you mouthed the answer at me.”“I didn’t want to waste the entire hour watching you mumble away! Can I please just go to class now without you stalking me? I told you it’s not going to happen.”“One of these days Evans, one of these days!”
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That awkward moment when you get cock blocked by a guy without an ear.

thatawkwardhogwartsmoment:

That awkward moment when you can’t get it up.

thatawkwardhogwartsmoment:

nom-chompsky:

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Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.